He should never have abandoned his first love:
dancing!

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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:01,
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he loved hanging around so much that his head popped off when a rope got involved
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:30,
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downer
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patella,
Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:27,
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