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(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:10, archived)
# i can see me getting another tarantula before the week's over
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Yay!
My work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:19, archived)
# they really do make great pets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:23, archived)
# A friend of my parents used to keep one and let me play with it when I was a kid.
Should it have been milked for venom to avoid being dangerous?
Seeing as they kept it in a lunch box and were smelly hippies I don't think they were doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:29, archived)
# if it was a mexican red-knee, then no
their fangs are too small for them to bite us, the only real danger they pose is from an allergic reaction to the hairs they shed on you to irritate you if they're frightened or angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:35, archived)
# I thought they could bite, but no worse than a wasp or bee sting?
Our school used to have one. We were warned against rubbing our eyes after touching it because of the irritant hairs.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:38, archived)
# not from what i've been told and read
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Ah that's ok then.
Tru-fax i've been bitten by a spider on the tube and didn't get super-powers.
I felt slightly cheated.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:45, archived)
# as would i
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Bitten on the tube?
ooh nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:08, archived)
# fnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Life must be hard for a spider on the Underground.
How do you avoid everyone's gaze when you have 8 eyes all pointing in slightly different directions? Must be a geometric nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:12, archived)
# He was one of them foreign types that haven't learnt the social etiquette needed to avoid being stabbed on public transport.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:59, archived)
# I'd love to have a tarantula.
Though I imagine to maintain their tanks, etc, must cost a bit of money.

It supposedly does for reptiles, not sure about arachnids.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:50, archived)
# not really
my ex, who gave me the spider, got a special deal. twenty quid for the baby spider, tank and heat mat, with a bag of crickets thrown in. that's all you need, except for a water-soaked ball of tissue for them to slurp on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Hmm, sounds reasonable!
Though it'd be a while till I can get one, or the landlord'd kick off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:32, archived)
# In my experience Landlords don't get bothered about spiders
or mice, beetles, strange wobbly things with more legs than a football team....
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:11, archived)
# I love font-based image posts!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Love this as much as spiders
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:18, archived)
#
DOOMED
SCREWED
FUCKED
TOAST
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Spock, Bones, Uhura, and Ensign Corpse to the transporter room, please.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:04, archived)
# So that's why toast is happy
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:13, archived)
# ...best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:15, archived)
# hehe
I thought of that when I typed it
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:36, archived)
# TEAM SPIDERS <3 YOU!
(^(^;;^)^)
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:31, archived)
# aww
* wipes away a tear
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:47, archived)
# This is all true plus spiders rarely transmit diseases.
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:53, archived)