Well just be polite about it.It's probably not a condition she likes to talk about. Though you could put an offer in for them. Soiled lady pants might be worth a few bob on ebay.
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Smallbrainfield,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:04,
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pffft(is the sound said leaky pants would make)
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:11,
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