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# there are times when i feel it'd be better to wipe the planet and start again with sloths
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:02, archived)
# sloths can be gits too though
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:05, archived)
# yes, but they're too damn lazy to do anything about it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:07, archived)
# how rude!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:31, archived)
# heheh...
I had an encounter with a few sloths in Panama over the summer. They go green with algae cos they move so slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:22, archived)
# i saw a great pic of one in national geographic
it was a proper 2-tone sloth, brown on one side and green on the other :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:26, archived)
# excellent.
I got some photos of one up a tree with a little baby. Not exactly National Geographic quality, though...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:30, archived)
# i used to look at it
for pics of sharks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Here's my effort:

The head you can see is the young one clinging to its mother. Aw...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:42, archived)
# nice!
glad you explained it, i thought for a minute i was looking at slow-motion animal porn :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:46, archived)
# um, yeah...
now you've got me wondering if I misinterpreted was I was looking at!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:48, archived)
# then my work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:53, archived)
# *wonders whether to change title in album
from 'mother and child' to 'two sloths shagging'*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:57, archived)
# if it makes you feel any better
i'm pretty sure that sloths, as a species, don't have sex face to face
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:59, archived)
# not unless they're very much
in love...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:00, archived)
# there's no purer love than sloth love
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:01, archived)
# they know how to
take their time.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:02, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:13, archived)