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# 'We feel baby Nigel would be much happier with a nice white family'

Ukip are not closet racists - official
Cor, quiet round here, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Everyone's shattered after the dance-off.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:24, archived)
# haha - yeah I saw that
top work from all concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:25, archived)
# The whole thing is a fucking dick.
UKIP are wankers, and this has played straight into their hands; they CAN moan about being oppressed, point to it being political correctness gone mad, and the rest of it, because it fucking is.

It also gives cunts that say the country's going to hell in a handcart something to point to as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:07, archived)
# ....a handcart pushed by an EC migrant worker
on below minimum wage, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:37, archived)
# it's ok, he's on the dole in both countries
ARG ARG ! I'm INFECTED!! ARG!

*runs off to bleach factory*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:42, archived)
# that's the spirit!
your Ukip membership form is in the post.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 17:40, archived)
# is that Sade?
quite liked Smooth Operator but not much else :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:17, archived)
# dunno, but she's nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)
# looks like her, doesn't it?
- I think she's just a stock photo lady...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Looks like her pigtails are too tight
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:59, archived)
# No idea, who cares she's gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 17:41, archived)
# there are times when i feel it'd be better to wipe the planet and start again with sloths
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:02, archived)
# sloths can be gits too though
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:05, archived)
# yes, but they're too damn lazy to do anything about it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:07, archived)
# how rude!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:31, archived)
# heheh...
I had an encounter with a few sloths in Panama over the summer. They go green with algae cos they move so slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:22, archived)
# i saw a great pic of one in national geographic
it was a proper 2-tone sloth, brown on one side and green on the other :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:26, archived)
# excellent.
I got some photos of one up a tree with a little baby. Not exactly National Geographic quality, though...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:30, archived)
# i used to look at it
for pics of sharks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Here's my effort:

The head you can see is the young one clinging to its mother. Aw...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:42, archived)
# nice!
glad you explained it, i thought for a minute i was looking at slow-motion animal porn :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:46, archived)
# um, yeah...
now you've got me wondering if I misinterpreted was I was looking at!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:48, archived)
# then my work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:53, archived)
# *wonders whether to change title in album
from 'mother and child' to 'two sloths shagging'*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:57, archived)
# if it makes you feel any better
i'm pretty sure that sloths, as a species, don't have sex face to face
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:59, archived)
# not unless they're very much
in love...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:00, archived)
# there's no purer love than sloth love
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:01, archived)
# they know how to
take their time.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:02, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Hardly Proves they're not:
"David Cameron caused a row in 2006 when he labelled Ukip "closet racists" but this month a poll showed that 26% of Tories would "seriously consider" voting Ukip if there was a general election tomorrow. "
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:20, archived)
# blimey...
that's a pretty full closet.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:28, archived)