
I dont know you yet you clearly work in my office !
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Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:41,
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I don't work in your office but I do steal appliances therein.
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Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:41,
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I probably shouldn't be proud of this: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=facepoop&tbm=isch (warning: first result is literal face poop, 2nd is mine)

In teenage years I discovered that if you put a Mars Bar in your pocket for a couple of hours then squish it around for a while, you can squeeze it out of one opened end of the wrapper to resemble a fresh jobbie.
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Mon 26 Nov 2012, 1:21,
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