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[challenge entry] You excitedly throw back the curtains on Christmas morn, and -
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From the b3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all 159 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:34, archived)
# needs more inflatable garden decorations
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:42, archived)
# And flashing "SANTA STOP HERE" signs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Those signs bug me
the only way Santa could read them is by stopping anyway!
Plus, he's busy getting down the chimney, he's not gonna tit about on someone's doorstep.
Plus, he's not real.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Plus he's sort of obligated to stop at EVERY relevant house, regardless of a sign or not.
If he existed, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Exactly
and I thought councils were cutting down on unnecessary signage! Tsk. *writes to The Mail*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:15, archived)
# aye :)
I should have added some no-longer-required electrical equipment optimistically sticking out of a wheelie bin...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:49, archived)
# .. being stolen
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:53, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:58, archived)
# To true
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:55, archived)