You appear to have stuck a lesbian with a gay guy in the last card.
I know you were trying to hit all flavours of couples, but I don't think that one is likely :)
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:39,
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My mum's in a same sex civil partnership.
After 2 lesbian marriages and a lesbian stag night I can confirm most lesbian stereotypes are completely grounded in fact.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 8:06,
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True, it's only an 80% chance.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:48,
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Just because [virtually] all lesbians have short hair
does not mean that all women with short hair are lesbians.
I once knew a woman who had short hair specifically so it didn't get in her mouth during blowjobs.
That was a very long time ago.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:38,
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