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# He might be very kind and be a stallion in bed.
We're an evolved, sentient species, we look further than immediate physical attributes when choosing our partners.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:40, archived)
# I wouldn't do his missus though, she looks a right flat-chested shrew.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:40, archived)
# with wonky eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:44, archived)
# he might be hung like a donkey
but i still don't like his nose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:43, archived)
# His nose is entirely non-descript.
If you're going to judge the poor bloke at least do it on his squinty little eyes, weak forhead, receding hairling, or copious jowls.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:46, archived)
# i can't help it, i just hate his nose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:49, archived)