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# Nothing like the product of inversion of the fats contained in the liquids squeezed out of a cow's tits to get you in the mood
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:18, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:19, archived)
# I once rubbed butter all over myself to see what it felt like
It felt lovely, but I stank. Even more so than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:21, archived)
# my mum once rubbed butter all over me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I've never rubbed butter all over myself
Or had some one do it for me.

*feels hard done by
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:25, archived)
# i had just been playing in tarmac
bad move.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:32, archived)