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# Human brain capacity = 2.5 petabytes (2,500 terabytes), the equivalent of 300 years of video.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 1:39, archived)
# That's all well and good but why do I keep losing my keys?
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 2:00, archived)
# Impressive data storage aside.
The seek algorithm is useless, the [F|L]IFO stacks get transposed, the data is part random, part sequential and the need/frustration bias amplifier in the read ahead has a sense of humour that requires caution on approach.
It gets worse if the wrong lube is used, plus it has an aversion to keys, kites and the taste of mauve.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 6:26, archived)