Spiderwank, spiderwank,Uses four arms to rub his plank.
Shoots his load, any size,
Just don't get it in your eyes.
Look out! Here comes the spiderwaaaaaaank!
(Shoots his load, any size,
Just don't get it in your eyes.
Look out! Here comes the spiderwaaaaaaank!
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 29 Dec 2012, 8:39,
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In the still of night
he will get
off his rocks.
With the speed of light
he will come
in his socks.
(,
Sat 29 Dec 2012, 8:51,
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he will get
off his rocks.
With the speed of light
he will come
in his socks.
I can only imagine the burst of X-rays and gamma radiationAs the near light-speed spooge hits his sock, possibly destroying a small town. Now that's a dangerwank!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:04,
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