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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 5:45, archived)
# THERE WILL BE NO COP OUT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 6:01, archived)
# THERE WILL BE COPPING A FEEL
And possibly a stranglewank using his own web instead of a belt.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 29 Dec 2012, 8:30, archived)
# Spiderwank, spiderwank,
Uses four arms to rub his plank.
Shoots his load, any size,
Just don't get it in your eyes.
Look out! Here comes the spiderwaaaaaaank!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 29 Dec 2012, 8:39, archived)
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In the still of night
he will get
off his rocks.
With the speed of light
he will come
in his socks.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 8:51, archived)
# I can only imagine the burst of X-rays and gamma radiation
As the near light-speed spooge hits his sock, possibly destroying a small town. Now that's a dangerwank!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:04, archived)
# HEXAWANK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Crank up the webshooter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:02, archived)
# oh, your spoiling us!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Your best work.
No doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:05, archived)