i tried to fight my mum
or so i'm told. i don't remember anything after 10.30
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:38,
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I've been told I've done very embarrassing things when I cross the line.
Or rather, I do and say embarrassing things anyway, I just do them more when drunk.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:26,
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