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# ok, this place needs more animals drawn without the use of eyes. today's animal is a bird. draw!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 15:39, archived)
# I haz duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 15:44, archived)
# i hear you can get ointment for that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 15:45, archived)
# From the quack.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 15:51, archived)
# i fucking ambled into that one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 15:53, archived)
# A clear winner.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:19, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:00, archived)
# It came out bigger on one side than the other...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:00, archived)
# it's a tarduck
and i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:01, archived)
# A cheap cheep.

And some Ariel Pink for good measure.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecSg9WpLgl0
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:05, archived)
# you did that with your eyes closed?
did i mention the new "no tablet" rule?
also, ten seconds into that "turn that shit off! i'm trying to watch the telly!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:07, archived)
# I did. o_O but now I am aware of the rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:09, archived)
# i had to instigate it
due to blatant cheating by certain people who shall remain nameless
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:12, archived)
# hmm, interesting that they all face the same way so far
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:07, archived)
# unless everyone's left-handed
i have no idea why
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:08, archived)
# It started out as a camel
but I'm now claiming to be a duck run over by a truck. Bad luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:10, archived)
# it's the deformed offspring of a chicken and a toblerone
with its arse in the air
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:11, archived)
# I'm sending it to the Tate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:20, archived)
# it'll shit all over anything by tracy emin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:23, archived)
# I'd shit all over Tracy Emin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:32, archived)
# and she'd flog it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:34, archived)
# mouse only, with bird poo

I appear to have pretty good spacial awareness
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:21, archived)
# he's doing the fan dance!
and my spatial awareness is about as good as my depth perception
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:24, archived)
# bird and worm
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:33, archived)
# nice!
one continuous line?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Yeah, one line. Here's another attempt: A bald eagle holding a nuclear missile.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:47, archived)
# nah, he's trying to eat a frisbee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:50, archived)
# I'll have what that bird's smoking
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:20, archived)
# They both got theirs.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Dumbobird does a funny pose
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:36, archived)
# i'm seeing einstein with an apron on
also, woo to the big round number!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:38, archived)
# I see Yoshi a millisecond after his head explodes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:46, archived)
# 6000 yays :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Pigeon!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:51, archived)
# that's clearly morph in disguise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:53, archived)
# To be fair, anything could be Morph in disguise, if it's terracotta.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:55, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:20, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
it's not enough that i'm being subjected to mamma mia playing very loudly in the next room, but when i thought it was finished and i was safe, my mother put it on the fucking plus one channel!
WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED!?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Shiiit! That's rough D:
I'm just waiting for everyone to stop using the TV so I can play Black Ops 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:02, archived)
# now she's in the kitchen, 5 feet away from me, singing take a chance on me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Nightmarish!
I could do with getting some more booze, but shouldn't drink too much, gotta save it for tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:19, archived)
# i'm going home soon
for a small piece of steak, an egg, some tomatoes and maybe a couple of pints. out tomorrow night to the club my parents work in, then party at theirs new year's day.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Sounds like a plan!
I was gonna go to a fancy dress party in town, but no-one's got any money, so we're having a house party instead. Should be alright, though I got a killer hangover last year, probably the worst I've ever had.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:26, archived)
# i'm amazed i'm still allowed in the club after last year
i made a proper cunt of myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Some pisshead kept trying to hug me, was getting rather annoying.
I tend to make a tit of myself whenever a song I haven't heard in years comes on. I really shouldn't drink gin.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:37, archived)
# i tried to fight my mum
or so i'm told. i don't remember anything after 10.30
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:38, archived)
# I've been told I've done very embarrassing things when I cross the line.
Or rather, I do and say embarrassing things anyway, I just do them more when drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Fuck! I think this is reasonable grounds for murder
Murder them all!
*with hammers
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Flock of Canada Geese

Fun thing about living at the top of a 7-story building at the top of a ravine: sometimes I look out the window and see geese fly past at the same level as me.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Regardless of the geese, that must be some view!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:59, archived)
# good call
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Weeee !
I also had the disadvantage of not being awake.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 16:59, archived)
# i like your angry magenta cock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:00, archived)
# poor thing :'(

He could be the next Ugly Duckling!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Wow. That fixed up nicely.
But now he has four feet.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:34, archived)
# oh wow
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 23:14, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:42, archived)
# yay colours!
i cheated a bit on the colouring :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:04, archived)
# warner brothers crow, right there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:07, archived)
# :D he could use a sombrero
& a bathub of tequila tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:13, archived)
# couldn't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:15, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:21, archived)
# I await my FP
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:00, archived)
# An alligator eating a missile.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:02, archived)
# rocket man!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:08, archived)
# FPTHISNOW
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:17, archived)
# wheee!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:31, archived)
# May I present the Peruvian Palsy Bird. 15 seconds well spent, I tust you'll agree,
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:16, archived)
# i certainly do agree
although his swirly appearance would suggest that he's a nest-raider
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:19, archived)
# It looks like it's in a LOT of pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Snails are next week
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:22, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Come on, it's a lot better than most of the rubbish that made the Take Hart Gallery.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Fat bird is fat
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:24, archived)
# he's a jolly fat festive robin
and he's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:26, archived)
# He ate all the cake
in one go
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:28, archived)
# That bird has a pocket protector.
It's a nerd bird.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Ha Ha! iluv
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:33, archived)
# hahaha!
know how it feels :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Features are all there, positioning ... needs work :|
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:23, archived)
# a squid raped a rabbit, this was the result
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:26, archived)
# An erect webbed Hitler with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:53, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:07, archived)
# here's mine
(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:41, archived)
# aaaawww! it's a mobile!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Its clearly some form of duck

and now....PUB
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:54, archived)
# it's a bomber owl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Full disclosure, I drew the eye after opening my eyes.

The tits are genuine though
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:57, archived)
# that's a coincidence
so are mine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:02, archived)
# birdy
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:58, archived)
# I tried to make it as big as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Is a thrush?
Does it have thrush?
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:00, archived)
# It was supposed to be a robin
but then i would have had to draw Batman too...and well...fuck that.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:09, archived)
# i like your energy saving lightbulb
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Why thank you......
hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 20:04, archived)
# We're drawing squid, right?
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:07, archived)
# apparently so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:08, archived)
#


The beak was an utter fluke.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:10, archived)
# SUPERTOWEL TO THE RESCUE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:15, archived)
# I didn't want to draw eyes
because I knew for sure they'd end up somewhere miles away from its wings. Then again I was sure the beak had ended up halfway across its right wing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:20, archived)
# eyes are an embuggerance
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:22, archived)
# He is the bird Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Finally an inspirational challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:11, archived)
# SMASH FOR COMPO MOD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:17, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:18, archived)
# i love these
they remind me of rubber piggies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:17, archived)
# My son's effort...
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 20:57, archived)
# And mine....
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Here's and elephant I drew with my eyes closed.
as seen from very very far away.
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 21:31, archived)