A bloke in a fez just sprayed Batman with radiation, and it made his cowl pink. Because that's exactly what radiation does.
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Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:21,
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This might be due to an in-built oxygen system, but I'm still calling bullshit on that.
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Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:40,
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Plus, he came with onomatopoeia postcards. And a bit of a tummy. And his suit didn't have nipples, George Clooney.
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Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:54,
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