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# Currently watching the 1960s Batman on ITV4.
A bloke in a fez just sprayed Batman with radiation, and it made his cowl pink. Because that's exactly what radiation does.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Heh heh, "cowl"
(, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:24, archived)
# Dr No lost his hands to radiation
somehow
(, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:26, archived)
# radiation beat him in a poker game, clearly
(, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:36, archived)
# sounds more scientifically accurate than Chirstopher Nolan's efforts
(, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:26, archived)
# It's Bale I feel most sorry for, that horrid costume that compresses his larynx so much
(, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Bale's cowl doesn't have nose-holes, which explains his weird rasping voice.
This might be due to an in-built oxygen system, but I'm still calling bullshit on that.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Adam West was the only Batman who didn't stop on the way to do battle with the bad guys in order to colour in around his eyes.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Hah! So true.
Plus, he came with onomatopoeia postcards. And a bit of a tummy. And his suit didn't have nipples, George Clooney.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Also, chalk eyebrows.
No contest.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Adam west gives 0 fucks.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:19, archived)
# they've been doing that since the 80s
(, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:59, archived)
# but now he looks FABULOUS!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:36, archived)
# :D...CLASSIC!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 17:51, archived)