My favourite is when he tells batman that the batmobile isn't subtle enough and lends him his honda civic instead.
But he gets fucked off his face on crystal meth and crashes it into some prostitutes and Alfred dryly remarks 'that's hardly very subtle sir'
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
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