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[challenge entry] Not a lot of people know this...

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(, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Michael Caine claims his portrayal of Alfred in the Nolan Batman films was in the SAS before he became a butler for the Waynes.
Hence the "some men want to watch the world burn" dialogue in Dark Knight.
(, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 17:13, archived)
# Hello Michel Canine
(, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 17:54, archived)
# woof
(, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:55, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Hello MiChdel cane.
(, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 18:00, archived)
# I liked the bit where he says to Batman
"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job".
(, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 18:03, archived)
# And where he tells robin to blow the doors off....
(, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 18:04, archived)
# No, that was in the Only Fools and Horses special.
I did like his delivery when he said "At one hundred yards, volley fire present! Aim! FIRE!" in The Italian Job.
(, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 18:08, archived)
# I think he was best in Highlander....
(, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 18:15, archived)
# and then he calls Captain Kirk a 'douchebag'
(, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 18:08, archived)
# "Oh my!"
(, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 18:11, archived)
# :O
(, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 18:13, archived)
# My favourite is when he tells batman that the batmobile isn't subtle enough and lends him his honda civic instead.
But he gets fucked off his face on crystal meth and crashes it into some prostitutes and Alfred dryly remarks "that's hardly very subtle sir"
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 2:19, archived)
# I liked the bit where he opens an expensive restaurant.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 2:13, archived)
# *Waits for someone to do this with Inigo Montoya*
(, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 18:42, archived)
# Good call.
Now make it happen.
(, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 18:54, archived)
# IN A THIN GLASS!
(, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 21:23, archived)