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# Is anyone watching BBC Four?
'Why is it the sperm dribbles out?' Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:03, archived)
# I'm watching C4's Embarrasing Fat Bodies.
"I can't find my penis."
"I'm so fat and my husband can't shag me."
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:17, archived)
# I'm watching Miranda
I could do some filthy things to Sarah Hadland
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:21, archived)
# That's just weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:27, archived)
# me too
if i had a time machine
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:40, archived)
# Is that the same patient?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:43, archived)
# No.
That's just our conversation as we watched the show.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 4:16, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger penis.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:47, archived)
# drip drip drip
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:25, archived)