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# take me to your litre
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 1:46, archived)
# Does your mum know about this?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:01, archived)
# i think so
why
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:11, archived)
# I used to work as a security guard in a specialist waxwork museum, dedicated to erstwhile 70s child star, Leif Garrett.
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I didn't really have a good answer for that, so I just selected something from autocomplete. So as not to seem rude, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:14, archived)
# I've got a Chav Girl voice on my tomtom*
/ac :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:18, archived)
# Arrgh - my fucking ears!!
/ac
there seem to be disappointingly few whole sentences to choose from in my autocomplete.
I'll have to remember to do better in future so as to be ready in case I ever find myself in this situation again.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:22, archived)
# That looks like the Japanese version of goatse
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:12, archived)
# egad
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:25, archived)
# Clean up in aisle 6
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 4:26, archived)