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# Penguineth Paltrow
I was eating a Penguin bar and this popped into my head.
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 5:44, archived)
# which led to this...
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 5:52, archived)
# I think you need to get some sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 7:19, archived)
# Seems you were right
I succumbed soon after posting, slept for about 11 hrs :O
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 16:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 7:37, archived)
# Haha quality :)
I'd let her shotgun me any day.
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)
# I'm not punk enough to do this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 6:10, archived)
# I think I'd better stop before I get carried away :O
I'm sure it's all been done before anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 6:13, archived)
# I'll take a couple of hundred to add to my Penguin Harem.
How many pebbles do you want for them?
And how much to ship them to my secret base on South Georgia?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 12 Jan 2013, 6:13, archived)
# What sort of pebbles?
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 6:15, archived)
# Penguin Nest Pebbles of course.
Only the best mind, none of your sharp flinty shale rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 12 Jan 2013, 6:17, archived)
# I don't know the current exchange rate
so I'll say 5 million to start. How many pebbles are you offering?
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 6:20, archived)
# About a beach's worth. More than enough for you to set up a Penguin Harem of your own.
That's more sexy midget nuns that you can shake your stick at.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 12 Jan 2013, 6:46, archived)
# Cool it's a deal.
I'll even chuck in free shipping, just let me know the address of your secret base.
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 16:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 7:37, archived)