You have to run faster to catch a horse
and then it expects you to feed it sugarlumps.
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boris the spider,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:49,
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Whereas to catch a cow you just need a bottle of moolot
and soft moosic.
At least that's true of the ones I've been out with.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:00,
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Works for dogs, too
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boris the spider,
Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:10,
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