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# I do
I just had an endoscopy WITHOUT SEDATION!

It's a occult power I plan to use responsibly in future
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:39, archived)
# They obviously knew you'd enjoy it
dirty boy
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:40, archived)
# weird DVD they put on for me though
some documentary about digging the channel tunnel or something
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:41, archived)
# Not to brag, or anything.
But I'll bet you didn't receive applause upon entering the outpatient area like I did. No sedative, and boy we're those patients impressed.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:52, archived)
# only because all recent memory had been wiped from their minds by said sedative
quite k like if memory recalls correctly, which it doesn't really do that well anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:55, archived)
# haha
no, but I expect to next time.

What did you do to deserve your applause then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 19:56, archived)
# This is the gastroenterology forum, isn't it?
I'm a little out of it this morning.

Somehow the other patients "caught wind" of the fact that I did my procedure without medication. It was a surprise when I came out of the operating room to cheers.

Yuck.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:00, archived)
# what helped me was that the female doctor and 2 nurses(?) were attractive
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:09, archived)
# My doctor was from San Francisco, and very gay.
Which was interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:11, archived)
# endoscopy or colonoscopy?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:55, archived)
# colon
they used the gel
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:15, archived)
# as we are constantly told
you cannot under emphasise the importance of using the gel.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 1:27, archived)