Like a badly-packed kebab.
Like a yawning donkey.
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Shlvng,
Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:20,
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I always liked Stanhopes "like a hole kicked into a pigs carcass"
'liked' probably not the correct word :)
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 1:41,
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