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(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:34, archived)
# haha
my favourite is "like throwing a chipolata down an alleyway"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:39, archived)
# Haha, maybe I'll make a sequel ;)
I've always liked 'clown's pocket' and thanks to Viz 'Mary Poppin's handbag'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:46, archived)
# it was flapping about like a wizards sleeve
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:51, archived)
# curses!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:52, archived)
# wizard's sleeve
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:52, archived)
# ^mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:57, archived)
# maybe a walk down Cheddar Gorge would sort it out
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:00, archived)
# Spaniel's ears.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:00, archived)
# Scraggy beef curtains.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:20, archived)
# Hotdog down a hallway
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:49, archived)
# My favourite is "like a vandalised bus seat"
Closely followed by "like a gutted trout"
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Like a badly-packed kebab.
Like a yawning donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:20, archived)
# I always liked Stanhopes "like a hole kicked into a pigs carcass"
'liked' probably not the correct word :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 29 Jan 2013, 1:41, archived)
# I've always liked...
Riding your bicycle through the channel tunnel.
/Kent blog
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:53, archived)
# Throwing a cigarette up the Dartmouth tunnel
/London blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:55, archived)
# Chucking a Sausage down Micklegate
/York Blog
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:37, archived)
# Going for a punt down the Cam
/Cambridge Blog
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:12, archived)
# Drivin' tracter up t' pacific.
/cheshire blog
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:19, archived)
# Like a prick in a top hat
...as my old engineering instructor used to say.
(EricTViking, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:14, archived)
# Like opening the window
and fucking the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:52, archived)
# ha
can't laugh out loud, in-laws in-earshot.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:07, archived)
# Hahaha oh fuck :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:51, archived)
# My top tip: if your good lady wife splits during childbirth
ask the midwife to put a few extra stitches in while she's down there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:11, archived)
# more priceless than mastercard
"i don't judge" lolzors
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:27, archived)
# Might as well have opened the window and fucked the sky.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:19, archived)
# They'll just have to find other ways to amuse themselves....*nudge**nudge*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:35, archived)