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# You utter bastard. My bowl died of cancer just before Christmas :(
(, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:08, archived)
# Did santa bring you a new one?
(, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:10, archived)
# SANTA COULDN'T AFFORD ONE YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK!
All Santa brought was a half bag of potatos and an action man missing a leg.
(, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:13, archived)
# Why does Santa spend all his money on presents for the rich boys and girls?
:'(
(, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:14, archived)
# It's ok, you don't have to answer. No one can ever look me in the eye when I ask that anyway :(
(, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:37, archived)
# If your parents loved you they would have paid for you to have private santa instead of that shitty state santa.
(, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:52, archived)