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# You can have my furniture if you like, I've got to empty this place by tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:18, archived)
# Ours is probably bobbing about off the coast of Africa.
One hopes that the Somali pirates don't get to it first.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:19, archived)
# Hm?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:32, archived)
# Could be totally harmless so long as it's insured
They get the furniture, you get brand-new stuff that doesn't have those stains you "can't remember where they came from", everyone's a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:40, archived)