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# He probably died of hypothermia after being clamped.
Just had a roaring hailstorm jump up on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:37, archived)
# 'roaring hailstorm' -- what does that innuendo mean?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:45, archived)
# A fierce rain of tiny balls bouncing off of my face after being surprised from behind.
It's stopped now though. There's white stuff all over the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:52, archived)
# Riiiight, this sort of thing happen often?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:54, archived)
# Show me on the doll where the snowman touched you.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:56, archived)
#
snowman polystyrene fetishist
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:58, archived)
# Looks like one of those lives in my kitchen.
Just unpacked a new fridge, but don't have a hoover to deal with the fimbulwinter of poly beads. Fucking Ikea.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 1:00, archived)
# Have a laugh,
Take a small dry furry mammal.
Rub it vigorously on some nice dry nylon.
Apply to polystyrene, video.
Youtube it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 1:03, archived)
# It's the holy grail of youtube
Kittens, "I fucking love science" and rubbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 1:04, archived)
# Looks like it's just us two
and I'm off to get another beer.
G'night.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 1:38, archived)