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From the Don't Visit Britain challenge. See all 80 entries (closed)

(1.618..., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:30, archived)
# he seems a bit constipated.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:38, archived)
#
youtu.be/zLEMncv140s
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:41, archived)
# Royally done!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:49, archived)
# parKING
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:49, archived)
# *turns left*
*parks on double yellows*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:04, archived)
# Fuck, you can even see the change for the parking meter near the hands there.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:53, archived)
# needs more apostrophe
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:56, archived)
# haha
very clever
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:18, archived)
# He probably died of hypothermia after being clamped.
Just had a roaring hailstorm jump up on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:37, archived)
# 'roaring hailstorm' -- what does that innuendo mean?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:45, archived)
# A fierce rain of tiny balls bouncing off of my face after being surprised from behind.
It's stopped now though. There's white stuff all over the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:52, archived)
# Riiiight, this sort of thing happen often?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:54, archived)
# Show me on the doll where the snowman touched you.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:56, archived)
#
snowman polystyrene fetishist
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:58, archived)
# Looks like one of those lives in my kitchen.
Just unpacked a new fridge, but don't have a hoover to deal with the fimbulwinter of poly beads. Fucking Ikea.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 1:00, archived)
# Have a laugh,
Take a small dry furry mammal.
Rub it vigorously on some nice dry nylon.
Apply to polystyrene, video.
Youtube it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 1:03, archived)
# It's the holy grail of youtube
Kittens, "I fucking love science" and rubbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 1:04, archived)
# Looks like it's just us two
and I'm off to get another beer.
G'night.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 1:38, archived)
# my kingdom for a porsche
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:55, archived)
# Ha!
Writing an application for a lectureship. Fun times.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 0:57, archived)
# Night! I'm off to bed.
I shall leave this old pearoast for you. Sleep well...
Mwwahahahahhaa!

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 1:07, archived)