Virgin Media run their broadband cables through there.They're quick because in para. 294, clause 44b of your contract there's a bit that says by accepting 30 Mb* broadband, you also leach 4% of your soul per year to Satan Inc.
* 30 Mb is the average maximum rate. Actual rate depends on bandwidth of demonic summonings and may rise or fall depending on human sacrifices made in honour of the dark lord.
(* 30 Mb is the average maximum rate. Actual rate depends on bandwidth of demonic summonings and may rise or fall depending on human sacrifices made in honour of the dark lord.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:58,
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