Cheers Ghoti!
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:41,
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They sing at night when it's quiet and still and you pretend you can't hear them.The song of the chains, the freedom from impossible decisions, the end and the never-ending of time. They sing of the one who is all and of nothing, but always there. And of being rodgered with burning pitchforks.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:05,
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I'm not going to be able to compete with that.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:07,
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Satan's not *that* cruel.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:13,
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That looks like he's being born, and those are his momma's knees behind him
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:18,
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*Strokes pointy beard and adjusts rimless glasses*Please to be sitting on ze couch. Now tell me, how iz zis reminding you of your mother?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:31,
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Virgin Media run their broadband cables through there.They're quick because in para. 294, clause 44b of your contract there's a bit that says by accepting 30 Mb* broadband, you also leach 4% of your soul per year to Satan Inc.
* 30 Mb is the average maximum rate. Actual rate depends on bandwidth of demonic summonings and may rise or fall depending on human sacrifices made in honour of the dark lord.
(* 30 Mb is the average maximum rate. Actual rate depends on bandwidth of demonic summonings and may rise or fall depending on human sacrifices made in honour of the dark lord.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:58,
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'Welcore to Holl!'
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 6 Feb 2013, 0:26,
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