'Dear Constituent,
'Not only am I not your MP, your MP actually voted against the motion, so contacting him concerning this is somewhat futile and suggests you're a bit silly.
'Yours,
'Erdos.
'P.S. Your Caps Lock key appears to be stuck. This is often the result of ejaculating on your keyboard after watching too much pornography and not cleaning it sufficiently afterwards. A large amount of pornography on the internet is, in fact, gay pornography. Statistical analysis therefore leads me to conclude that there is a reasonable chance that you are, in fact, a closet homosexual with a penchant for watching homosexual pornography online, and somewhat questionably cleaning habits. I advise 'coming out of the closet' and investing in a few cleaning cloths and universal cleaning spray.'
('Not only am I not your MP, your MP actually voted against the motion, so contacting him concerning this is somewhat futile and suggests you're a bit silly.
'Yours,
'Erdos.
'P.S. Your Caps Lock key appears to be stuck. This is often the result of ejaculating on your keyboard after watching too much pornography and not cleaning it sufficiently afterwards. A large amount of pornography on the internet is, in fact, gay pornography. Statistical analysis therefore leads me to conclude that there is a reasonable chance that you are, in fact, a closet homosexual with a penchant for watching homosexual pornography online, and somewhat questionably cleaning habits. I advise 'coming out of the closet' and investing in a few cleaning cloths and universal cleaning spray.'
boris the spider,
Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:36,
archived)
