surely this should be more like"hey skinny yer ribs are showing"
and skinny is like "heh, yeah! I'm pretty weak huh?" and he pulls out an array of weaponry and just offloads a few hundred rounds into musicle guy
and then he's like "Hey, leaky, your most of your insides are showing" and then he laughs, and his chick is like "heh, stupid bitch" and she spits on muscle guy's twitching near death body, and muscle guy can just barely see a seagull silhouetted against a beautiful summers sky with tiny wisps of cloud being blown by the wind high in the stratosphere as what's left of his vision slowly fades into the light of the sun to the sound of a slowly beating helicopter blade.
It's skinny guy's private helicopter, to take him and his hot chick to his private island, while his expensive attorneys convince the local legal system that perforating some random smartass till they go inside out on a public beach in full view of multiple witnesses is only a technical slaughtering and not an actual murder and who do you crazy D.A. office bitches think you are we fucking own all of your asses and you know the private island is really nice and once you've exonerated the skinny guy you can come over and relax at this private retreat because we all know you guys work hard! haha haha *lawyer wink* and all is well again.
What, the fuck.
(and skinny is like "heh, yeah! I'm pretty weak huh?" and he pulls out an array of weaponry and just offloads a few hundred rounds into musicle guy
and then he's like "Hey, leaky, your most of your insides are showing" and then he laughs, and his chick is like "heh, stupid bitch" and she spits on muscle guy's twitching near death body, and muscle guy can just barely see a seagull silhouetted against a beautiful summers sky with tiny wisps of cloud being blown by the wind high in the stratosphere as what's left of his vision slowly fades into the light of the sun to the sound of a slowly beating helicopter blade.
It's skinny guy's private helicopter, to take him and his hot chick to his private island, while his expensive attorneys convince the local legal system that perforating some random smartass till they go inside out on a public beach in full view of multiple witnesses is only a technical slaughtering and not an actual murder and who do you crazy D.A. office bitches think you are we fucking own all of your asses and you know the private island is really nice and once you've exonerated the skinny guy you can come over and relax at this private retreat because we all know you guys work hard! haha haha *lawyer wink* and all is well again.
What, the fuck.
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 9 Feb 2013, 22:08,
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the slow motion bloodbath scene will go down in cinematic history
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discomeats This canoe,
Sat 9 Feb 2013, 23:20,
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I got Bruce Willis on the phonehe won't play the lawyer, he wants to play the tough guy, but he wants the ending changed so that he wins.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 9 Feb 2013, 23:05,
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it was all a dream sequenceyou see, they actually died in vietnam
they just haven't realised it yet
(they just haven't realised it yet
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 9 Feb 2013, 23:19,
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