I voted for the one that would result in loads of boobs
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!,
Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:13,
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The unhappy Russian?
I for one plan on making him happier by whacking his head on a load of bikini models' bodies.
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boris the spider,
Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:22,
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