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# Image Challenge vote
Here is the vote.

* Shop this unhappy Russian: imgur.com/a/4ix4I

* Take real albums, and give them more accurate titles. Like, you know, Coldplay's 'Middleclass Dinner Party', Eno's 'Bleep blip wharrp tish', Mumford & Son's 'Waitrose Checkout Purchase', 'Now That's What I Call I Couldn't Be Arsed To Buy You A Thoughtful Gift'.

* Cats vs Heavy Metal. Take cats. And kittens. And combine them with heavy metal to create cat metal magic.

* Women take over: what would the world be like if the patriarchy was smashed?

And here is the vote thing:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:36, archived)
# Going with smash the patriarchy, coz it'll end up a week of boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:38, archived)
# oo I never thought of that
*changes vote*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:40, archived)
# Looks like it's the unpopular vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Yeah well if you hadn't been using nefarious means to rig the vote
we might have been able to rig the vote.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:47, archived)
# I logged out, so my friend llort could log in and vote. Not Allowed!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:01, archived)
# YOU FILTHY CHEAT
I'm going to go and tell cr3 on you.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:08, archived)
# You'll never take me alive.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:10, archived)
# I probably still could. It'd take me a couple of week prep to make 50 fake accounts though.
I don't have that kind of commitment in me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:03, archived)
# isn't there an app for that?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:08, archived)
# We could of course collude
25 accounts each would be easier.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:08, archived)
# I'd better not joke about it. I got a telling off from rob as it was.
b3ta.com/board/10598412
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:13, archived)
# ahaha
b3ta.com/board/10598491

Do you reckon they'd accept it if we roped in another three people and only made five accounts each?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:15, archived)
# NOT BEING TEMPTED!
*sticks fingers in ears*
I'm a good boy now, I'm a good boy now, I'm a good boy now, I'magoodboynowI'magoodboynowIMAGOODBOYNOW
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:17, archived)
# I think we've got Ilort on side
Hedgehog will join us too, so we only need to subvert one other. Bliss.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:19, archived)
# Smash the Patriarchy seems to be winning anyway. That's the one I'd vote for.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:22, archived)
# Although I'm far too idle to make anything for it.
But that's the subject I'd like everyone else to entertain me with next week. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:23, archived)
# ^ mostly this
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Let's swap our support to the Cats and Heavy Metal
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:23, archived)
# Please don't.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:25, archived)
# To be honest, whatever wins I'm just going to shoehorn the unhappy Russian into it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:27, archived)
# me too
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 0:35, archived)
#
(*, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:15, archived)
# I totally saw that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:17, archived)
# Yeah, me too
ME TOO, ILORT
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:18, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:21, archived)
# great opportunity for a week of misogyny
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
# ... Again
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:56, archived)
#
The way it's phrased it should be the opposite. You're *right*, of course, but it should be the opposite. So if it wins you should feel free to pile as much bile and abuse on images as you like. Piling bile and abuse on images is the /board way.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:01, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:06, archived)
# Why so negative - is it rag week?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:09, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:57, archived)
# Albums
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:40, archived)
# full of toapy goodness
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:48, archived)
# Toap on a rope.....now with added Pope.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:29, archived)
# ^this
albums FTW please!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:45, archived)
# unhappy Russian needs to get out more
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Cats? Are you sure? Your vote has been cast...foo.
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:43, archived)
# The fact that "Accurate Albums" is doing so well is extraordinarily depressing
Another week of film posters being predictably photoshopped except the novelty is... IT'S ALBUM COVERS! We'll just get the same titles and shopped pictures. Bugger that for a lark.

Smash the Patriarchy, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:46, archived)
# re/albums.........a week of TOAP to look forward to :(
if it wins
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
# If that wins I'll start sitting here and making a load of new, "startlingly funny" posts
to help dilute it. That might sound like a good thing, but I genuinely have no sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:55, archived)
# it's not even photoshopped albuums
it's album covers with the wrong title in the wrong font
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
# Maybe I'm hopelessly optimistic
that I think people would ignore the brief and slap a bad photoshop onto Nevermind, or take the easier option and repost all their bad photoshops of Nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:53, archived)
# with a hint of Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Fuck yeah, I forgot Star Wars!
We can look forward to Faithless albums with Darth Vader on the cover saying "I find your lack of faith disturbing". I can't wait!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:58, archived)
# I find the lack of Faith No More in your reply disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:59, archived)
# I find your lack of Faith: (a new) Hope disturbing
The possibilities are endless


edit: wait, that didn't work. Curse my ageing memory.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:00, archived)
# It's possible Commander Skywalker came in the South N-Trance
/randomly putting band names in to fit now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:04, archived)
# Oh, wait.
Dark Side of the That's No Moon.
I bet that's NEVER been done.

Tongue/Cheek
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:08, archived)
# Ah now, that's a good idea
REM's Automatic for the Hutts
Eric Clapton's Leia
Green Day's Wookie
There's got to be a Zappa album that we can make some piss-poor pun based on Han Solo with, but the only album I can think of is Shut Up and Play Your Guitar. Maybe "Shut Hutt and Play Your Guitar"
Anything by the Byrds can become anything by "Millennium Falcons"
I'm running out of ideas. I'm shit at this.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:12, archived)
# Never Mind The Banthas
Here's the Sex Blasters
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:14, archived)
# Born To Kessel Run
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Automatic for the millions of people who cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:18, archived)
# i should be so wookie
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:22, archived)
# Losing My Hokey Religion
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:22, archived)
# never gonna sith you up
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:25, archived)
# I've been rickrolled in a pun thread.
referee!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:26, archived)
# You realise you're just providing ammunition?
Mansun's Attack of the Sith

Actually I'm forgetting enough of Star Wars that I genuinely can't think of any more.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:18, archived)
# David Bowie's (And I thought they smelled bad, on the) Outside
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:19, archived)
# OK Targeting Computer
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:20, archived)
# I give up, I can't compete :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:20, archived)
# Admiral Ozzel's Lonely Hearts Club Band
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:24, archived)
# I think Hedgehog would vomit up his pancreas in anger if we had a star wars compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:15, archived)
# I might change my vote
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:19, archived)
# I'd like to vote for 'Smash the Patriarchy' please.
I say 'I'd like to', I mean 'she made me'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:53, archived)
# Response so far has been a little strange
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:01, archived)
# Cats vs Heavy Metal would be lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:03, archived)
# I thought that. But each entry would be the same, cat in some band.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Yeah, exactly this
It's a lovely idea but a bit of a one-trick horse. Though what kind of horse does more than one trick I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:07, archived)
# as opposed to a week of the same bloke's face which is doing just as well in the polls!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:09, archived)
# Good Lord, so it is
The guy is fantastic and so is his tumblr stream, but an entire week of it? No thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:13, archived)
# Well how I imagine it is different to that, so I stand by my "lovely"
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:08, archived)
# ^This
Very metal cats ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:10, archived)
# CVLT!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:24, archived)
# anything but cats
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:07, archived)
# decision made {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:20, archived)
# I'd like to see Cat vs Heavy Metal
but I voted for Albums, because dull as the TOAP will be, it'll be less cringworthy than a week of lolmisogyny the lolracism is bad enough and the notverylolhomophobia of Gay robots was painful.

/leftyrant
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:10, archived)
# So if it's albums will you make a picture?
/imjusaskin
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:15, archived)
# yeah
of a heavy metal cat.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:19, archived)
# no need:
images.worthpoint.com/files/pb/1549/6985/t021.jpg

Lead's pretty heavy, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:22, archived)
# I didn't see anything particularly homophobic in the Gay Robots challenge.
I saw some gay stereotypes, but that's not the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:19, archived)
#
some nothing but.
(Comrade Quixote rides again!, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:38, archived)
# hahaha
who actually gives a shit
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:11, archived)
# ^I vote for this^
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:12, archived)
# I voted for the one that would result in loads of boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:13, archived)
# The unhappy Russian?
I for one plan on making him happier by whacking his head on a load of bikini models' bodies.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:22, archived)
# I want to vote for cats, but I'm too concerned about their little ears.
I just can't do it! Think of the cat's ears for god's sake. And by sake I mean alcoholic beverages.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:20, archived)
# which ever wins, we all lose.
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:28, archived)
# hell yea album art challenge
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:38, archived)
# cant we just gave a week of one word suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:39, archived)
# Accurate albums seems promising at first glance, but it'll be toaptastic....
so Smash the Patriarchy (catchy title, too...)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:59, archived)
# Hmmm...toap or tits?
TOAPY TIT WANK
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:05, archived)