You're a homeless guy that hasn't eaten for three daysYou have to rummage through bins for food and fight against the cats that are also going through the bins for food. Your only way to attack the cats is to pick up a cat and throw it at the other cats. If you chuck em too hard then people in nearby apartments wake up and call the cops. It's all about gently picking up the cats surrounding the garbage bin and gently throwing them at the other cats so they don't make too much noise and maybe with some tony hawk/tenchu style combo bonuses.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:07,
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Or demonically possess the cats and go around trying to become top moggiea la Paradroid
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:09,
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I think if there was going to be an opposing viewpointyou should play as THE MAN and you keep chucking cats at this poor hungry homeless guy and he doesn't want to look insane but the only way he's going to eat tonight is if he scares away all these cats
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:11,
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Glue, muzzles and sleeping gasand perhaps a dog with its voice box gaffered could be useful.
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:18,
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oooh an a laser pointer Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:19,
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Jonny Homeless hasn't eaten for three daysMaybe after you've got some food you can think about this shit but really it's all about spending the last of your energy before giving up. You're desperate and these fucking cats are trying to steal your chance of survival but if you make too much of a noise the cops will come and you'll have to run away.
Maybe you level up twice as fast during panic phase but you can't build or accumulate anything cool.
(Maybe you level up twice as fast during panic phase but you can't build or accumulate anything cool.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:23,
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actually fuck that, stay in panic mode you fungry fuck
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:24,
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cardboard and newspaper power ups for a bit of hope, although the newspaper rustles and acts as a detriment. And if all else fails, eat the cats. Raw.
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:25,
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Video games don't need to be 100% realisticbut they also shouldn't teach false lessons, If a kid ate raw chicken because a bbq simulator said your raw chicken was nicer then someone else's overcdooked chicken I'd actually be kind of upset.
Cat and rabbit are fairly similar in cooking techniques in that they both require a lot of slow stewing but yeah there's a reason why cats and rabbits are confused over the last 800 years in most recipies
(Cat and rabbit are fairly similar in cooking techniques in that they both require a lot of slow stewing but yeah there's a reason why cats and rabbits are confused over the last 800 years in most recipies
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:34,
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I think games are extremely realisticFor instance, when playing Grand Theft Auto 3 I tend to walk around the shady parts of the city at night kicking old ladies to death.
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boris the spider,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:37,
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And when I played the SimsI couldn't help building houses everywhere.
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An Egg ,D,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:43,
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An I remember when those wild gorillas that kept throwing barrels aroundbuilding sites
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:48,
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"I will somehow be ultra-christian but also make a tv show where I drink my own piss 75% of the time""also hey I just came to australia to do some hillsong bullshit totally not a cult you guys"
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:14,
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