The first lot I thought of were all scat relatedMy best was 'Poo will eat itself' :)
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 4 Apr 2013, 21:29,
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Poop Will Eat Itselfunless you deliberately want to upset Dean Crunch.
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4Q just lurking,
Thu 4 Apr 2013, 21:48,
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