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# one of the kids just decided he wanted a better look at it
so he grabbed my fingers and pulled :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 17:07, archived)
# what?!
*takes off belt*



*puts on braces*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 17:10, archived)
# my wrist feels like it's on fire
i couldn't help but yell, scared the shit out of the poor little thing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 17:15, archived)
# save his tears for me!
I use them in my squash instead if water in my ever increasingly desperate attempts to achieve immortality.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 17:22, archived)
# i need immortality more than you do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 17:26, archived)
# oh yeah!
IMMORTALITY OFF!
*immortals*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 18:03, archived)
# I hope you can drink to ease your pain?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 18:03, archived)
# what an appaling pick up line!
*writes down*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 18:10, archived)
# Schlovely, that...
*hiccups*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:13, archived)