Yeah, this assumes the owner cares.
I've been looking into adopting a dog recently - quite a few half-arsed owners out there
*daily mail outrages*
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 27 Apr 2013, 21:45,
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Yup, that would be a big assumption.
They should be banned from owning a dog, or anything else; you might as well sterilise them, and the dog, then deport them before burning their house down and sowing the razed ground with salt, twice.
*foams*
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:00,
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And don't forget that they are responsible for ALL of society's ills.
Even rich people's tax avoidance schemes wouldn't exist if it weren't for lazy dog owners.
*jiggles*
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:04,
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This board has limped along this eve, have something pointless and silly.

'absurds'
The thread went where?
What the fuck is going on?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:22,
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An Egg ,D,
Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:47,
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:51,
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Just silly

Edit: Oh dear, posts from last night are still visible on the page.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:55,
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Top Marks!
Edit: But it really was not worth a new thread. (Mine, I mean)
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An Egg ,D,
Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:56,
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bollocks to that
everything's worth a new thread
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boris the spider,
Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:13,
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These are hard times, you could say they were
threadbare.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:46,
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Power Rooter

Caution: may contain pearoast.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Sun 28 Apr 2013, 11:53,
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