Epic stuff!
This all reminds me of a thing Mark Steel did on the radio years ago, talking about gay celebrity 'exposes'. Best thing to do, make everyone be gay for a year. Then there's no scandal or story.
Same here, everyone agrees to be branded a nonce for ayear
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 2 May 2013, 13:14,
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