\o/i was naughty last night, i answered messages from my ex and said he could 'pay me a visit' tonight. i had to get in touch with him this morning and tell him he couldn't. he's married, ffs.
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Sun 19 May 2013, 9:10,
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Ahhhhhh..... it always seems like such a good idea after a few drinks. Naughty Monkey!
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Sun 19 May 2013, 9:15,
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it was more than a few :( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 19 May 2013, 9:20,
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Thank goodness I have one of these smartphones which are too complicated to navigate whilst pissed
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Sun 19 May 2013, 9:50,
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my phone doesn't even take pictureshowever, my brother-in-law's laptop has been in my possession since yesterday lunchtime
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Sun 19 May 2013, 9:55,
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