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# 'Ning all. Have a genuine Duckface.
Believe me, the unshopped photo is tragic!*



*And to think, I actually know one of these people on Facebook
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 19 May 2013, 8:57, archived)
# why do they do that?
they can't actually think it makes them look attractive.
also, candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 May 2013, 9:01, archived)
# Thanks Smash Monkey
I didn't even realise it was my B3ta day until I posted :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 19 May 2013, 9:04, archived)
# i missed mine
due to being off on a jolly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 May 2013, 9:05, archived)
# In that case...... belated candles to you too!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 19 May 2013, 9:06, archived)
# \o/
i was naughty last night, i answered messages from my ex and said he could "pay me a visit" tonight. i had to get in touch with him this morning and tell him he couldn't. he's married, ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 May 2013, 9:10, archived)
# Ahhhhhh..... it always seems like such a good idea after a few drinks. Naughty Monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 19 May 2013, 9:15, archived)
# it was more than a few :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 May 2013, 9:20, archived)
# Thank goodness I have one of these smartphones which are too complicated to navigate whilst pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 19 May 2013, 9:50, archived)
# my phone doesn't even take pictures
however, my brother-in-law's laptop has been in my possession since yesterday lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 May 2013, 9:55, archived)
# Why are those women weraring dog masks?
\Yes - weraring.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 May 2013, 9:16, archived)
# Weraring is the new "wearing"
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 19 May 2013, 9:20, archived)
# all the cool kids are doing it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 May 2013, 9:23, archived)
# Most unattractive when the beaks are gone
Also, happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 19 May 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Candles !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: D woo
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 19 May 2013, 13:08, archived)
# 5 years of painful CDCs!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 May 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Happy candles.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 May 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Sweet dripping candlewax to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 19 May 2013, 15:52, archived)