Apart from when it squirts oil, that's a bit embarassing.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 19 May 2013, 11:51,
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embarrassing?
A self-lubricating cock is surely something to brag about. When it starts projecting holograms of your sister on the other hand..
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shitshitshitshit x_x,
Sun 19 May 2013, 12:06,
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