That's a Daily Mail story in the making, that is
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 20 May 2013, 1:06,
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you need to throw in a few evil forrins first, then its a Daily Mail story.
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Saner,
Mon 20 May 2013, 14:22,
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