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# I don't like sweets, I just had a made urge for opal fruits but the shop had none so setled for pastals insteed
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:05, archived)
# i went mental for coconut mushrooms a few years ago
and my love of lollipops is well known
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Haha, used to hate it as a kid when my gran used to give us those, even worse was when it was fucking caramac
I used to screem inside shouting "Why not just give us some chocolate!"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:17, archived)
# caramac is fucking rank
my nan gave me a caramac rabbit one easter, the evil old no-legged cunt. i hid it in her suitcase and it melted all over her clothes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:23, archived)
# ahh, the classic "sweets of yesteryear"
A Trojan horse treat for children.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:27, archived)
# almost as bad
as when they ask you if you want a sweet, then try to palm you off with a mint imperial that's covered in pocket fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:30, archived)
# I asked my mate for a biscuite to go with the cup of tea he had given me....
He gave me a fucking garibaldi, a fucking garibaldi it tell you!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:33, archived)
# i hope you punched him in the ascot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Giving a chap a sound thrashing in his race meeting always gets the point across.
*nods in agreement*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:36, archived)
# indubitably
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:49, archived)
# I dropped it in the bin telling him what I thought of his stupid fucking garibaldi
And took some jammy dodgers on my next visit!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:39, archived)
# always make friends with the kid
whose mum buys chocolate hobnobs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Wise words.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:45, archived)
# I can honestly feel the anger, despair and hatred through the typing mishaps in this post.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Fucking stupid gary bowldys I tell you!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:41, archived)
# inni!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 16:00, archived)
# I doubt any of these confections have been made after 1932.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:37, archived)
# they certainly taste like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:42, archived)
# well i like caramacs
in fact im going to go and buy one now
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 27 May 2013, 18:59, archived)
# yeah, using your
TIME MACHINE

:o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 19:18, archived)