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End of the road for highway robbers?

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Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 13:36, archived)

he should definitely buy the chain and make it a road side titty bar with below average food

also, how was Muse?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:04, archived)

Absolutely blinding.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:42, archived)

That already exists in the US....

Hooters.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:12, archived)

i like that he's topped that rather boring blancmange with a jelly tot and raspberry icing

hey, wait a minute! that's no blancmange!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:05, archived)

Ah, Jelly Tots.

Haven't had a packet of those for many a moon.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:46, archived)

i was eating them the other day

my mate's 18-month-old daughter was feeding them to me and calling me barry, for some reason.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:52, archived)

Baz Monkey.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:00, archived)

heheheh

at that age, her brother called me supermarket. we still don't know why.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:04, archived)

The big packs (share my arse) are currently on special offer at sainsbury!

Go get yourself addicted to them again.

(champagnerocker, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:52, archived)

Scoring Jelly Tots is now my mission for the week.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:03, archived)

I had a tube of pastels a couple of months ago

They made my mouth numb and gave me pins and needles all over my face...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:53, archived)

sherbet fountain FTMFW

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:00, archived)

I don't like sweets, I just had a made urge for opal fruits but the shop had none so setled for pastals insteed

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:05, archived)

i went mental for coconut mushrooms a few years ago

and my love of lollipops is well known

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:12, archived)

Haha, used to hate it as a kid when my gran used to give us those, even worse was when it was fucking caramac

I used to screem inside shouting "Why not just give us some chocolate!"

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:17, archived)

caramac is fucking rank

my nan gave me a caramac rabbit one easter, the evil old no-legged cunt. i hid it in her suitcase and it melted all over her clothes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:23, archived)

ahh, the classic "sweets of yesteryear"

A Trojan horse treat for children.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:27, archived)

almost as bad

as when they ask you if you want a sweet, then try to palm you off with a mint imperial that's covered in pocket fluff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:30, archived)

I asked my mate for a biscuite to go with the cup of tea he had given me....

He gave me a fucking garibaldi, a fucking garibaldi it tell you!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:33, archived)

i hope you punched him in the ascot

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:35, archived)

Giving a chap a sound thrashing in his race meeting always gets the point across.

*nods in agreement*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:36, archived)

indubitably

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:49, archived)

I dropped it in the bin telling him what I thought of his stupid fucking garibaldi

And took some jammy dodgers on my next visit!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:39, archived)

always make friends with the kid

whose mum buys chocolate hobnobs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:43, archived)

Wise words.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:45, archived)

I can honestly feel the anger, despair and hatred through the typing mishaps in this post.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:35, archived)

Fucking stupid gary bowldys I tell you!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:41, archived)

inni!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 16:00, archived)

I doubt any of these confections have been made after 1932.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:37, archived)

they certainly taste like it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:42, archived)

well i like caramacs

in fact im going to go and buy one now

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 27 May 2013, 18:59, archived)

yeah, using your

TIME MACHINE

:o

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 19:18, archived)

Stroke Pastilles.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:06, archived)

:-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:17, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:06, archived)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:27, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:35, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:43, archived)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 27 May 2013, 18:56, archived)

pffffff

(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 27 May 2013, 21:27, archived)

Ha-ha!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:43, archived)

Speaking of old people... Bill Pertwee has died :(

www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22680499

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:24, archived)

another bit of childhood gone :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:30, archived)

I don't care, I didn't know him, and Dad's Army is utter pish.

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:36, archived)

maybe so

but it still reminds me of sitting wrapped in a bath towel, eating crumpets and waiting for my mum to finish getting the knots out of my still-wet hair

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:41, archived)

~~knots~~ clagnuts

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:42, archived)

the worst that was ever in my hair was snot

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:55, archived)

It wasnot what?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 27 May 2013, 16:13, archived)

i can i can't?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 16:16, archived)

Adios, Bill.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:45, archived)

He's had his lights put out at last

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:51, archived)

I have a slight fondnes for their odd food....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:52, archived)

I've never had a bad meal from Little Chef, but I've also never had much change from a tenner for two teas and a bacon sandwich.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:09, archived)

I have a fondness for Wimpy dine in resturants too

I always have the half pounder, only one every couple of years though

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:15, archived)

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Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:37, archived)