He's a Professional Unicyclist.He knows exactly where he is at all times.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:45,
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You'd be fucked if your unicycle had a freehub though
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 3 Jun 2013, 23:57,
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