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Not mention why they're chest and arms are getting smaller but there stomach bigger

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:21, archived)

give me your plus-sized clothes, your comfy slippers and your mobility scooter

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:25, archived)

Haha, give me your incontinace pants your reading glasses and your bus pass....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:33, archived)

i think i need new glasses

i read that as butt gas

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:37, archived)

I think I just need glasses. not had an eyes test for over 15 years

But i have to use a magnifing glass to read food lables and maps

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:45, archived)

got a reminder letter off my optician this morning

i swear they type the words as small as they fucking can to convince people they need glasses! i need new ones, i broke the arm off my good ones when i was pissed and bent my reading glasses, too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:57, archived)

I'v only got 1 mate left that doesn't use them! yay to old age and decrepitude!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:04, archived)

*arthritic fives*

then again, i've worn them since i was 14

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:08, archived)