I'm going to write some really horrific erotic novels starring David Cameron as the throbbing protagonist and sell them on the internet
Just because.
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discomeats This canoe,
Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:50,
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*pre-orders*
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:53,
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\o/
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discomeats This canoe,
Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:53,
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Rule 34 would state
this already exists...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:58,
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probably, but I'm not going to look for such sick filth
lol
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discomeats This canoe,
Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:59,
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*throws money at discomeats*
as an incentive not to write them
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parsons* *restrictions apply,
Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:54,
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....David's manpower twitched with throbbing desire as Theresa's moistened floral pattern boxershorts were discarded whimsically with the flick of a veinous foot...
TO STOP ME TYPING ANY MORE PLEASE GIVE MORE MONEY
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discomeats This canoe,
Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:02,
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