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# I'm going to write some really horrific erotic novels starring David Cameron as the throbbing protagonist and sell them on the internet
Just because.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:50, archived)
# *pre-orders*
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:53, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:53, archived)
# Rule 34 would state
this already exists...
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:58, archived)
# probably, but I'm not going to look for such sick filth
lol
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:59, archived)
# *throws money at discomeats*
as an incentive not to write them
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:54, archived)
#
....David's manpower twitched with throbbing desire as Theresa's moistened floral pattern boxershorts were discarded whimsically with the flick of a veinous foot...

TO STOP ME TYPING ANY MORE PLEASE GIVE MORE MONEY
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:02, archived)