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let their kids book museum tickets unsupervised...
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Went to the Fitzwilliam Museum in Cambridge recently, in a glass cabinet they had some bowls and dishes that apparently had 'erotic' images on them, but all the juicy stuff was turned to face the wall.
I entered the museum toilets, frustrated.
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I entered the museum toilets, frustrated.
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Mary Beard talk about on Richard Herring's podcast.
This statue is apparently on the cover of school latin books, but cropped so no cock is visible:
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It just makes you wonder how many other books are cropped in the same way, eg Justin Lee Collins' Good Times.
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This statue is apparently on the cover of school latin books, but cropped so no cock is visible:
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It just makes you wonder how many other books are cropped in the same way, eg Justin Lee Collins' Good Times.
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and perversely reminds me of the cropping on the cover of Iggy Pop's 'Nude and Rude' - still waiting for someone to do that on the image challenge...
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But naughty vases are the only places that curators can ever find any decent inspiration. Perhaps they were trying to hide the handling marks.
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so I was thinking maybe if I slip a large slim mirror into the gap...
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Moche sex pots and bottles are also quite fun, and were buried with elite members of society. Nice thought: that if you were seen as the leader, you got to be put in the ground with the ancient peruvian equivalent of your favourite jizz mags.
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prudesUnless it's been moved Peterborough Museum has a Roman colour-coated ware jar with a motif of a chap merrily squirting baby batter from his comedy giant knob while with his other hand he's pointing at his arse leaving no doubt about where he'd like one stuck.
Edit: apparently I misremembered the gender of the pointee but you get the general idea...
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Edit: apparently I misremembered the gender of the pointee but you get the general idea...
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Whenever commentators say modern adolescents are too promiscuous, I shall tell them
"At least modern girls aren't wandering the streets naked with a giant dildo and pointing at their arses!"
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"At least modern girls aren't wandering the streets naked with a giant dildo and pointing at their arses!"
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is a still unravished bride of quietness. A foster child of silence and slow time.
Obv.
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Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:57,
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Obv.
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It's been in heavy decline for the last 20yrs.
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from the editor of Razzle.
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Just because.
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as an incentive not to write them
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....David's manpower twitched with throbbing desire as Theresa's moistened floral pattern boxershorts were discarded whimsically with the flick of a veinous foot...
TO STOP ME TYPING ANY MORE PLEASE GIVE MORE MONEY
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TO STOP ME TYPING ANY MORE PLEASE GIVE MORE MONEY
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We're going to have to curtain off the bonobo enclosure, too.
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www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/9926420/Erotic-Pompeii-goat-statue-arrives-in-the-British-Museum.html
They also have planned an exhibition later in the year of old Japanese whacking material.
This is different though
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They also have planned an exhibition later in the year of old Japanese whacking material.
This is different though